A Note

Dear Tanning Beds,

Every year about this time I really want to cry. My legs are white and wormy and the sprays just turn me a yucky jaundice color. I try to lay out on my deck to just get a little color, but with three small children I don't even get a speck of color. How will I ever wear those white capri's when I look just like an ugly ol' white bed sheet? I know just how bad you are for my skin but I can't help but want to jump right in. Jealousy is here when I see my colored friends come near - oh how I wish I could have a warm twenty minute nap while I lay on my bum in the fake sun bath. Yes I look so much nicer when I have just a little splash of color!


PS. I know I'm a dork. I don't want to be color-less anymore. :)