Spazzo Momma

Do you ever have one of those days when you feel like a total spazzo (is that even a word?) because things keep happening before you can even catch your breath!? That is our day today and it's just a little past one. I'm not complaining, it's my life and you just got to laugh at it. Today Landen decides to have a fun time with some lipstick he found. . . to my knowledge I didn't even have lipstick around here anymore. Well this particular kind even had a handy two year old child's dream... a stick to apply with. So of course being the toddler he is... he decided to paint himself up ever so nicely and to top it off, I couldn't get it off! He looked quite nice. . . I should have taken a picture but at the moment that was not on my mind. As we were ready to head out the door I needed to make a quick phone call. The little bugger got into my purse, got the cell phone out. Why do kids love our cell phones? He has our old ones that if charged even display a screen like ours do, but no he has to get ours. Somehow he turned on an Emergency Download Mode, the entire screen was Blue. I had no idea what to do about that... so off to La Leche League we go. That was good... Landen was a bit chaotic, which I don't know if it's his age, being a boy, or if I have no control over my son at all. =( Then we have to head to the US Cellular because my phone.. Amelia decides to poop through her outfit while we're there, Landen is trying to take apart anything he can get close to and there is a huge line. We made it to the front and all the lady did was pop my battery off. Why didn't I think of that!?!? Must have been my fog brain kicking it into high gear... I thought that went away after pregnancy? Guess not! As we make it home, Landen thinks he's STARVING and Amelia is crying because she has a poopy butt. We get in the house, I get her changed, Landen gets changed, we eat a little meal and settle onto the couch for a little recharging. As I do so Amelia decides to poop again. I lay her down, run upstairs to get a new outfit.. by now we have no pants for her to wear because I desperately need to do laundry and she hardly has any pants as it is. I didn't think this cool weather was going to be here this soon. She hasn't even got to wear all her sun dresses yet. =( By the time I get upstairs and bring down a pair of jammies for her, she has gotten the poop all the way up her back and into her hair. Poor girl! She had a quick bath, which was on a towel laid on the floor of the tub. I haven't brought up her little bathtub yet. Got her cleaned up and Landen thankfully fell asleep. Now after getting the laundry started, getting something out for dinner and finally going pee. . . which I had been holding for entirely too long, I'm blogging. What a day in the life of a spazzo momma! Or my new nick name (according to Kurt) MamaSaurus. LOL I have no idea where he got this, but he thinks it's kind of funny. Haha!